Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo

Sir:
Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.
"Mun Me Pani Aana"
Sardar:
Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga Ke Nal Chalu Kiya,
Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.

Sardar Aur Pathan Ja Rahey Thy

Sardar aur Pathan ja rahey thy
un ko Rs.1000 ka not mila
Sirdar:
chalo fifty fifty ker letey hain
Pathan:
baqi 900 ka kya kren ge?

Sardar Sent Sms 2 His Boss

Sardar sent Sms 2 his Boss:
Me sick, no work
Boss sms back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok your wife very sweet

Kya Baat Karte Ho Papa

Sardar:
Apne bete se bola,
Bewakuf kaisa machis leke aaya hai,
ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta:
Kya baat karte ho papa,
sab tili test karke laya hon.

Car Ki Speed Kion Barha Di

Sardar’s wife:
O sardar ji yeh car ki speed itni kion barha di?
Sardar ji:
oyee car ki break fail ho gaye hain,
is say pehlay ke koi accident
ho jaye ghar pohunch jatay hain

E-Mail & Fe-Mail

American says:
US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai
Sardarji says:
India mein to shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai

SDoctor My Wife Is Pregnant

Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now
Doctor:
Is this her first child?
Sardar:
No this is her husband speaking.

Sardar Apni Shadi Pe

Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Kisi Ne Poocha Kya Bat Hai?
Sardar:
Mere Susral Ne Barat Pe Thoray Logon Ka Kaha Hai.
Pata Nai Abba Mujhe Le Jata Hai Ya Nahi

Sardar Job Ke Liye Form Fill Kar Raha Tha

sardar job ke liye form fill kar raha tha?
Us k andar ek option tha ke aap ka star kia hai?
Sardar ki samajh main nahi aaiya?
Us nay apnay brabar walay ke form main dekha,
Uss nay "cancer" Likha tha ?
Sardar nay muskuratay hue apnay form pay likha.
Bawaseer.
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