A Line On A Husband's T Shirt

A line written on a Husband's T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
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OF THEM..:-P

Qatil

Ada Qatil, Nigah Qatil, Zuban Qatil, Bayan Qatil,
Bata Qatil, Kahan Jaon? Jahan Jaon Wahan Qatil…

Define Love & Explain In Detail?

Teacher: define Love & explain in detail?

Student:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship btween boys & girls that can cause death of one or both depending on the resistance associated

Types:
One sided &
two sided

Age:
Usually occurs in Teenage but now a days can be found in any age

Symptoms:
Tension
Daydreaming
Phone addiction

Diagnosis By:
Diary
Photos
Mobile

TREATMENT:
ANTI-LOVE Therapy by Father/Mother’s Footwear:)

Dosti Ki New Misal

Dosti ki new misal:-

Pathan Khudkushi Kr Rha Tha. Ksi Ne Kha:
Q Kr Rhe Ho?

Pathan:

mari BV mare Dost K 7 Bhag Gai Hy,
OR me Apne Dost K Bagher G Nhi Skta.

Veena Malik K Mind Testing Totke

Agr Aadhi Raat Ko Shoher Ka Dil Kare
Aor B.V Ka Mood Na Ho To,
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Shohar Ko Chahye K
Wo B V Ko Tang Na Kre,
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Bal K Khud Uth K Pani Pee Le… =P

“Veena Malik K Mind Testing Totke”

The Older One Should Sit Here

Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus ..
Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here
Both Looked At Each Other
And The Seat Remained Empty :P

Jaan Nikal Jati Hai

Math Teacher..
1 me 2 Dalain Tu kya Hota hy?
Girl:-
miss yeh to ap ka hi hosla he hmari to 1 se hi jaan nikal jati he..!

Lawyer

When he was five years old,
he wanted to become a lawyer.

Now that he is a lawyer,
he acts like a five-years old.

Jao Mere Gadhey Ko Pani Pila K Lao

Chaudhri:
jao mere gadhey ko pani pila k lao.
Sardar:
mere hont dard kr rahe hn
Chaudhri:
To phr kia hua pani he to pilana ha
Sardar:
phurr
phurr
Tere pyo ne krna Ay.?
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